Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

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if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

Oy, yeh fucks Guess who’s 20?

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

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to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

Freeze!

Everybody clap your hands!!!

HEEEEYYYY MACARENA

🎵🎶They got a brand new dance, you gotta move your muscle

Brand new dance, it’s called the Cupid shuffle.

IT DON’T MATTER IF YOU’RE YOUNG OR YOU’RE OLD, HERE WE GO

WE GONE SHOW YOU HOW IT GO🎵🎶

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

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no….. No

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NO

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment.
Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film.
If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!”
That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story.
This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity.
So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

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i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

2005bf

Transmeds, TERFs, and other transphobes who listen to My Chemical Romance are fake fans

2005bf

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all of this yet transphobes still think they’re allowed to listen to their music in the slightest? lmao….embarrassing

me, sobbing in the corner: fuckign suberb you funky lil emo man

Also, just to clarify for people who might not be so familiar with the band, that last image is in relation to ‘For The Lost And Brave’ by Ray Toro, MCR’s former lead guitarist (not Gerard Way)

transgender-history:
“ Gendertrash From Hell issue 2 volume 1, 1993
(note: “genetic” is an older word for “cis” ”

Gendertrash From Hell issue 2 volume 1, 1993

(note: “genetic” is an older word for “cis”)

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If you only respect trans people you personally judge as “making enough of an effort” to look like their gender, you don’t respect trans people.

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

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why is this so fucking funny

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